These boxes are generally made of excellent quality timber, and a few coats of Rissothane lacquer will bring out the grain wonderfully, as you can see from the picture. The cardboard variety can also be used provided that you do not wish to put any clothes in the wardrobe.
Use a machete to dismantle the boxes. When doing this, avoid cutting off any fingers, limbs, etc. If in doubt get a friend to hold the boxes for you.
Refer to fig. 1a for the cutting diagram. Locate the escutcheon holes (B) over the splined brace plate spigots, offer up and assemble using 7/64" coach bolts. Tighten to 25 kg/m using a torque wrench.
The curved door panels are easily fabricated by placing a 5-ton weight in the middle of the wood (or cardboard), which should be supported on either side by trestle jacks. Then place in a sauna bath for a couple of days. Alternatively, if no sauna bath is easily to hand, close the kitchen door and boil a kettle. However this method may take a little longer.
To assemble the telescopic tie-rack, lie on back and remove drawers. Then the bottom is easily accessible without having to bend your knees. Locate crown wheel (F) so that it meshes with eccentric worm (K), ensuring that the boss does not obstruct sock drawer vent (G). If it does, dismantle assembly and turn down on lathe. Then spot weld the rotor arm.
Finally, for added stability, pour some sand & cement mix into the sock drawer. N.B. do not put any socks in until it has set.
Next week I will describe how to construct a simple but attractive thermo-nuclear reactor from a couple of old baked bean tins.