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VICTORIAN style whalebone corset (one owner) vgc, size 26 £2.35

VICTORIAN style woman to suit above, free (caller collects)

TWO Asda bananas (slight teeth marks), paid £5, yours £4.99

LARGE plastic trombone, B Flat not working, £1.50

PAIR gents PVC sandals, left foot, one hardly used, 33p

Bicycle clips as new £18 (will sell separately)

PP3 battery (used once) 10p. Ask for “Dave”

Box camera, lens missing, box slightly bent otherwise as new, takes good snaps, 20p

C reg Ford Escort, three good wheels, above average mileage, slight dent in front & back, immaculate. Ideal runabout for wife, etc. £15

Valor “Commodore” paraffin CH boiler, c/w all pipework & semi-det. three bed house close all amenities, must see. Buyer collects, £12.50

ENGLANDS GLORY matches, only three used, others perfect, 5p

M&S STRING vest, needs washing hence only 17p

CIGARETTE, make unknown, unwanted gift used only once £1.65

STOP biting fingernails kit, inc handcuffs, electrodes and mains adaptor, working, £14.50

156 piece sterling silver cutlery set (Harrods) unwanted gift, 25p

TOILET seat, slight marks, giveaway at 50p. Lady to fit above, small crack in bottom, must sell as just re-married, 40p

Klaus Wunderlich record latest 78rpm, broken hence suit DIY enthusiast, £2.50

Edwardian porcelain chamber pot c/w original Edwardian contents £500 ono buyer collects

1991 BENTLEY Mulsanne Turbo, one owner, good runner or strip for parts £129,000

MFI fitted kitchen units still in makers pack in kitchen, no instructions, must sell as emigrating to Slough, £1.50

MATURE one-armed WW1 veteran available for interior decorating work. Paper hanging a speciality, 10p/hour

RADIO Times magazine, 4th August 1989, must sell £49.99

PIRELLI calendar 1949, slight stains can be washed off £2.50

LEOTARD, gents extra large 5p

COLOURED television, no picture suit DIY enthusiast or short-sighted elderly relative, £55

GENUINE ROLEX Oyster watch, unwanted gift, 50p

FRAY BENTOS steak & kidney pudding, tin slightly opened but tastes OK 10p

ALAN FREEMAN underpants ideal Christmas gift, must sell as already have a pair, £15

SCOTCH whisky DIY kit. Why pay ££££ when you can make your own for 1p a bottle? £500 for free sample.

LOVABLE puppies, Rottweiler, will eat anything ideal Xmas Gift £10

Bluebottle Weekly, complete set, unread 2p


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